Two Gen Z Vogue Editors React to the Season Four Premiere of Emily in Paris

O’Connor: Alfie saying “It’s literally outside my gym, the one place I get to go to forget about you” is so Taylor Swift-coded. Alfie is definitely “down bad crying at the gym.”

Kim: The producers knew what they were doing when Alfie’s first real scene in the Season 4 premiere was him shirtless and boxing. There was truly nothing hotter.

O’Connor: Is it just me, or are they speaking more French this season? I didn’t sign up for subtitles! I should have taken our time in Paris for Vogue World more seriously. The only French I mastered was “une baguette jambon-fromage, s’il vous plaît.”

O’Connor: This Alfie Gabriel showdown is kind of hot..?

Kim: It is very hot, but also, like, how many more Alfie Gabriel showdowns are we going to get? I’m so sick of love triangles. It’s another Carrie, Big, Aidan triangle and I cannot endure this for however many more seasons of this show we’ll have. (Please do not cancel Emily in Paris, I will die without this show.)

O’Connor: This tennis event is so chic! Very Zendaya! Very Challengers!

Kim: I’m really confused, is the dress code for Roland Garros pinstripe suits? Why is the entire Savoir team in pinstripes? Although Emily looks great in red.

O’Connor: EW. I hate his dad. Let Mindy wear her crazy outfits in peace!

Kim: I think Mindy’s “couture” fit is Self-Portrait. At least I know for sure the bag is. It’s very chic but so not Mindy.

O’Connor: “That wasn’t romance, that was just heartbreak” could also totally be a Taylor Swift lyric. Alfie is really in his Swiftie era!

Kim: Wow, this is really the end of Alfie and Emily. Too bad The Tortured Poets Department wasn’t out at the time of his breakup.

Kim: Three thousand dollars is all she’s getting for couture?!?! Come on, Vestiare, you know that couture piece from JVMA is worth a lot more than that. Those couturiers did not spend 60,000 hours for you to do them dirty like that. I feel like this is going to cause some trouble later on in the season.